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Store Policy

Customer Care

Our customers are extremely important to us which is why we definitely have policies in place. Once our overlord allows us our once a year break we will type those policies here. 

Also, we have been advised to say that we do care about our customers, especially you because you have certainly read really far into our website, which we took several minutes to make. Those minutes both we, and now you, will never get back. 

Payment Methods

Payment Methods

  • Credit / Debit Cards

  • First Born

  • Your father's best cow 

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